So yeah, I’m just going to throw it out there. I forgot about this. But here we go anyway:
All of the slime of the Earth somehow found its way to one central location and produced the vile being that is Billy Mitchell. By sheer luck, this creature was given the ability to play video games very well, particularly Donkey Kong, but it is far more inclined to be manipulative and arrogant. This long established evil in the video game world appeared to have firm control over his dark empire, until that hope-inspiring day that the world learned about its next Luke Skywalker: Steve Wiebe.
Practicing for long hours in his garage, Steve Wiebe awaited the day that he would make video game history, which, I want to point out, HE DID. He beat Billy Mitchell’s score, which was legitimate to everyone except Billy Mitchell. However, his dark arms had already reached out into the minds of others on the world record scene, and the score was annulled. But you can cut Luke’s hand off, and he’ll get a new one. Steve Wiebe went back to practice, and on display at Fun Spot he beat Billy Mitchell’s record once again. Billy pulls a fast one however and sends in a video of a score that beat Steve’s new score, now going against everything he had always upheld in the way of “setting records in public.” But once again, evil would not prevail for long. Steve went pack to practicing and eventually beat Billy’s record once and for all. And from that day Billy Mitchell has been little more than a great head of hair on the video game world horizon.
P.S. Billy, I wouldn’t even use your hot sauce to pour in your eyes.